Panic! At the White House
My Political Romance
Fall Out Congress
All-American Rejects
NoRepublic
Thirty Days till Government
As Government Workers Lay Dying
Plain White Senators
She/her | 23 | Insomniac writer, tea enthusiast, fulltime overthinker, citizen of the world
Panic! At the White House
My Political Romance
Fall Out Congress
All-American Rejects
NoRepublic
Thirty Days till Government
As Government Workers Lay Dying
Plain White Senators
when I was a kid my parents had a hard time getting me out of bed in the morning so my dad started doing the dad dance (which is just a funny little dance) when he woke me up. he’s staying in my apartment bc he’s in the city for vacation and he wakes me up in the morning and if I won’t get up he’s like “do we need the dad dance right now 🤔” I’m 22 and it’s making me emotional. it sounds cuter in norwegian he calls it pappadansen
Slab of brittle sea star fossils.
The look like the stars from Howls moving castle
I don’t know how to tell you this but they are, in fact, dead
moms are like Btw want to hear about this local news story that will make you fear for your life before you go out
the only criticism of millennials l accept
Constructive Criticism
My Eco-Terrorist Son is Absolutely Dripless
I still spend days, weeks every year thinking about how this critique pre-dates the advent of Programming Socks™ and cat-ear headphones, and asking myself, “did the Hacker Aesthetic go from Unfortunate Sweatshirts to Neon Catgirlgender Fantasy because of John Waters? Did he do this???”
simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself
I did that job once.
What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union